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Jim Patrickus - Drums |
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| Jim, the only straight-edge member of the band, makes stuff out of metal in some warehouse. Nobody is really sure what he makes or why he makes it. In addition to the band he and his brother put out a zine titled "The Lazy Slob." | |||
| 1. Full Name: james patrick
patrickus 2. Instrument(s): drums & down right good looks 3. Sign: libra-but then again i don't realy know when i was born. my parents probably lied to me that's what i would do if i had kids you know lie to um just to fuck um up 4. Height: 5 something 5. Weight: i can lift anywhere from 1 to 15 lbs seriously 6. Shoe Size: it depends. did you know? shoe size is determined by the shoe company's. now tell me that's not fucked up. 7. Nickname: that sexy guy 8. Where were you conceived?: what does conceived mean? 9. Where were you born?: i don't remember & i don't believe my parents 10. Your current base of operations: i live here most of the time unless i'm pretending to be someone else 11. Do you have any pets?: my cat nemesis & matt except matt's more for sexual pleasure 12. Fave: - book: yeah i read books. in fact here's a quote from a book i'm reading right now "how the fuck did that happen? didn't i introduce them to each other? i think wayne was wandering around homeless ; it was a confussing time. it seemed like wayne got married in order to have a place to live." - movie: labamba-"always ritchie! what about me?" that or the muppets take manhattan "well excuse us for live'n" - food/snack: lupini beans - swear word: fuck always a classic. i never get tired of hearing or saying fuck - letter of the alphabet: F as in fuck see what i mean - T.V. show: i once was on t.v. but then i realized i was just watching t.v. - school subject: i dropped out of school because they wouldn't believe me that the earth revolves around the sun - beer/alcoholic drink: alcohol is for the weak minded - CD: fun house by the stooges - band: if dio was in smear campaign it would be smear campaign - smell/scent: i hate shit that smells except for tiny little blades of grass - color: most of the time yellow but right now blue - sport: bocci ball or throwing stuff at people. it depends what kind of mood i'm in. - toy as a kid & now: my nipples they give me hours of fun - old skool toon & new toon: o.s.t. - donald duck because he spits while he talks & his voice is distorted. / n.s.t. - toilet boy because his weapon is the plunger - place to relax/chill: anywhere in fact maybe your house call me at 1-800- jim-rules & we'll hook up 13. What is your dream car?: a box looking type car with four doors, four wheels, an engine, tape or c.d. player & smear campaign painted on the hood 14. What's in your CD player, turntable, tape deck and/or eight track player right now?: c.d. initial reaction 1986-1987; eight track- black sabbath sabbath bloody sabbath ; turntable - king crimson in the court of the crimson king 15. What do you collect/stash/horde?: tiny pieces of scrap metal, used guitar strings, & glass insulators from old power lines 16. Any hobbies?: trying to keep my mind off of things 17. Salty or sweet? Wet or dry? Hot or cold?: sweet, wet, hot & then cold 18. Dream vacation: north aurora i heard they sell mucho mango flavored arizona up there 19. Tats/piercings? If yes, what/where?: no tattoos. tattoos are for sissy's. what the fuck is a piercing? 20. Most embarrassing moment?: when my mom taught me how to use the toilet 21. If you were a superhero/comic book character/cartoon, who/what would you be?: toilet boy plunging the depths of a secret under worlld that truly controls our reality 22. Your idea of a perfect Sunday (or any other day)?: fast moving clouds, bright sun,lots of rain,loud distorted music & a freshly cut bad hair cut 23. Why are you the boy your fan's moms warned them about?: because my only ambitions are to be as noisy as possible & run around the room in circles & stomp my feet to the repeatitiveness of reality 24. Why are you the boy your fan's moms want for themselves?: because i spend my money on flavored drinks with catchy names printed on the bottle 25. Nobody better lay a finger on your…: mucho mango 26. You'll never get why girls…: have to sit while they pee 27. Who would you clone? Why?: that dude on the quaker cereal box. because his cereal reminds me of popeye cereal 28. What would you save if your house were on fire?: mucho mango,popeye cereal, my tiny pieces of scrap metal, my record collection & if i have time my cat & my wife 29. What would you be sure to leave behind?: everything if i could. stuff just gets in my way of finding new stuff. 30. If you weren't a rockstar you'd be…: that guy that puts up lightpoles on the street and the neighborhood kids would call me "lightpole guy" 31. 3 things always in your fridge: jelly, some weird lemon shaped thing & mylanta 32. Any guilty pleasures?: sitting around listening to records and thinking of ways to ignore people 33. Describe the other members in the band in one word.: a. Chris - alcoholic b. Matt - alcoholic c. Wally - dickhead 34. Where did the name "Smear Campaign" come from?: i'll never tell (Wally threatened to beat me up if i told) 35. What inspires you?: death or something like it 36. Betty Loren-Maltese vs. Godzilla…who would win?: Wally, because he's a scary motherfucker and quite frankly he's just a big ol' meany. 37. Any final words?: yes this band sucks. i'm only in this band to support my hydrocodone addiction. |
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